John Dough

John Dough is one of the main characters in the ARG. He is the owner of Capital Place Pizza. He has an obsession with alliteration using the letter "P". John Dough is not to be confused with Jon Doe, who was once John's employee.

User Accounts

 * JohnDough
 * johndough1983

Quotes

 * People profess to me that their pizzas taste like poop but that’s an opinion. I only eat at Capital Place Pizza because I prefer their proclivity for alliteration!

Trivia

 * Assuming 1983 is John's birth year, he would be 36 or 37 years old today.